34 points

Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.

Little Joe.

Vice President Trump.

Xanax, Warrior Princess.

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Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.

Or just coming up with a slightly different name every time Trump says it ala Norman Finklestein would be amazing.

“Pamala Ferris everybody, she’s no good! The first to drop out and had to go sucking up to Joe.”

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21 points
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KaBlahBlah

Does anyone actually know what she is going on about when she talks? Word… salad… that’s what they call it, that’s what it is, when no one knows what you’re talking about. She loves a word salad. Probably a few too many glasses of wine too. You noticed that? Always slurring a little bit like she had too many at lunch. It’s impossible not to notice with how much she talks. The things that come out of her mouth! “The future is the past is a thing from the mind” or whatever… she just goes on and on, rambling like a crazy person, you know? KaBlahBlah. That’s what I call her. Because it’s all word salad… blah blah blah blah blah.

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12 points

This is top quality

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2 points

I’d suggest selling this to the big wet boy but he never pays anyone

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2 points

Hoping the fines from the inevitable felony settlements don’t affect my 1982 invoice for redoing the grouting where we had to cut the tiles to fit new gold toilets in Trump Tower.

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Coocoo Kamala? I’m just spit balling here

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21 points

: I’ve got it! Crazy Kamala!

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Ms Monotone

Little coconut (literally just repeating memes I don’t understand)

Copmala

Kamala Embarris

Kamalussy

Ka-malice

Commiefornia

Commiefornian Embarrisment

DEI Hillary/ DEI clinton

Vice candidate

The backup / the replacement

Plan b

primary loser

Joe’s Hoe

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Copmala

He doesn’t really want to advertise her to his base does he though

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4 points

Commiela Harris

Commiefornia Kamala

I don’t think they can do better than that

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