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There’s no such thing as a tree.

And as a QI fan, I feel compelled to add there’s no such thing as a fish

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No such thing as a tree? So you mean all those binary trees I’ve been inverting have been a lie? My whole world is shattered.

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Of plants native to the Canary Islands, wood independently evolved at least 38 times!

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A local park ranger I know likes to remark that our state tree is a grass. (I’m in Florida.)

But I’d say that’s also inaccurate. IMO, grasses are in the family Poaceae, and palms are in the family Arecaceae. I guess one could remark that our state tree is a commelinid…but I don’t think tourists would get as much of a kick out of that.

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This is a reminder that there is no universally accepted botanical definition of tree. It is also a reminder that usage supersedes definition, so pointing out that coconut palm trees aren’t “trees” makes you both annoying and wrong.

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The definition of tree exists within the context of all that came before it? 🌴

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Only in the context of biology and evolution, which the right doesn’t understand.

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Mmmmm, I’d say specialists would not use the broader definitions that are more colloquial in nature. Language depends on the user and their purpose/intent. Generally, trees are woody plants with secondary growth and they aren’t monocots. It’s not a hard boundary, but really depends on context.

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https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C3&q=coconut+tree

Someone should tell the authors of these hundreds of papers then.

You do realize the qualifiers you edited in are exactly my point and directly contradict your post, right?

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birds are dinosaurs

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Fuck it, birds are trees.

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😔 now you’ve gone too far.

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According to OP’s definition:

Woody ✅

Secondary growth (feathers) ✅

Not a monocot ✅

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it looks like a tree and quacks like a tree though.

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I disagree.

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