For ages, artists have been limited by their ability to transfer ideas from their mind to paper. Microsoft gave us Word, and today we unveil the last word in iterative word processor technology. Introducing the Dott©️®️™️.
How many times have you lost a brilliant idea because you had to stop to hit the period key? Dott’s artificial intelligence engine was trained on the classics and it knows exactly when and where to place a period so your flow is never interrupted. We’re revolutionizing the technology of typing because we believe that one key press can change the world.
Go ahead, get thinking.
I type u instead of you on occasion because it literally has a different tone and connotation than the full word, and is particularly useful for certain forms of humor. Text-based communication has evolved with the widespread use of the internet - keep up.
Complaining about abbreviation while being unable to use a period.
“I’d rather see your LinkedIn url than your instagram handle”
Complains about texting conventions that stopped being a thing over a decade ago
Are there other PMC/white-collar mega-dorks who actively seek out people like this to date or sleep with? Is it so much to ask for him to at least code-switch and leave the tightass corporate mindset at work where it belongs?
Complains about texting conventions that stopped being a thing over a decade ago
Sometimes I type u, just to b cheeky
