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I’ll have the burger whose contents are stacked too high to eat comfortably and spill out when you try to bite it, please

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Sure thing, is an inch-thick slice of tomato okay or did you want thicker?

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It comes out with a dull ass steak knife stabbed through the top

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6 points

at the point where your cutlery becomes necessary to eat your burger unless you pig-trough it you have failed at making a burger

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4 points

Burgers need to be wider, not taller.

When I’m the King I will mandate this.

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33 points

The best burgers are found in places that look like you have to bribe a health official to get a barely passing grade

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18 points

Not just burgers, that seems to be the best food in general

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Broke: We can offer you our truffle fucked nothingburger with garlic ass for $20 dollars with every single fry costing a dollar extra
Bespoke: falafel shawarma $3, yoghurt or hummus, boss?

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5 points

I think you need to add another new line to this comment.

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9 points

bested by my nemesis, markup, again, thanks & fixed

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I hate the “EAT” sign. I came here for food please don’t be so demanding about it

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10 points

You will eat here, and you will be happy about it! 😡

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I’ll need a nixie tube sign to tell me to be happy

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The only good thing is that most of those places have some sort of black bean or veggie burger.

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I’ve tried a lot of these veggie burgers and tbh at least where I’m from most of the time they kinda suck. I’ve had a few really really good ones but mostly they tasted mid.

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I agree on most of them being kinda mediocre but at least I can always get something when my friends are in the mood for burgers.

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It can be hit and miss from my experience as well. We have a bar and grill place that has a black bean burger and the fucking patty is 1/2 lb and an inch thick. The burger tastes good but it’s way too much bean and it ends up being a chore to eat. We have a fast food place that has a black bean burger that is pretty thin but you get a lot of veggies on it and it is all pretty balanced. We have a local hipstery joint similar to the meme posted that has amazing food all around but they have a beyond burger and a black bean burger and it’s actually nice to have that option but they also always have like 3 other vegan options.

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It’s the most hit or miss thing I can get as a vegan. It’s either a really great in-house, well seasoned patty. Or just a morning star frozen thing with grease as it’s only seasoning.

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3 points

And even then, you need to ask if it contains egg.

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