16 points
The children yearn to be yelled at by Karens
15 points
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Dude when we had our kid and one hour after birth some guy rolls in a computer and goes “and what’s your kids name… And his insurance provider?” I shit you not, one hour after birth he was getting charged for his birth (cause Mom AND Baby get cha ged for a delivery) Like what the fuck America…
Fuck original sin, in the US we have the original debt…
I don’t see how it’s far off already from this comic we are already a step away.
14 points
The children yearn to lie about the operational status of the frosty machine.
11 points
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Well, it just took a 9 months vacation (or 7 months in some rare cases)
8 points
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The children yearn to become senior manager by age 5
