Imagine if he’s given it to Biden during the debate and they both die lmao

Hilary bursts through the door, foaming at the mouth and holding the decapitated head of Harris.

In the background wine moms ravenously cheer “hindsight is 2020” as Bill Plays sax

We’ll finally get to see libs say “It should have been Bernie”

In this scenario Bernie has gone rouge and started an anarchist commune in Vermont. He did so SPECIFICALLY to cause struggle sessions for this site’s user base.

Only dressed in his boxers.

specifically careless whisper.

Imagine fifty years in the future when the sons and daughters and otherwise gendered or non-gendered children of the Union of Socialist States reads about the collapse of the last great imperialist power and at the end of the second decade of the 21st century both the fascist incumbent and imperialist competitor died of the fucking plague that the ruling class allowed to ravage the people unchecked.

I can envision your vision.

There is literally no room for any other narrative if that happens.

This is how Bernie can still win

bernie sanders declares himself president of the united states

that would almost make 2020 worth it. almost

I would absolutely say it would be worth it.

Here’s how Bernie could still win.

Radio silence from Biden so far… inşallah

It’s past 9PM, Biden’s been passed out for hours now

eating all that icecream from jenis box really tuckered the poor little fella out.

hashtag post debate night relaxation schedule

Oh, C’mon’s Razor?

Well I’m definitely stealing that

The greatest timeline. Now if you’ll excuse me i need to buy more emergency rations

We’d get a second chance at the election, and we’d fuck it up even worse than the first time

Honestly can’t believe he admitted it

Edit: now I’m half worried he actually doesn’t have it and is setting up a political show of ‘how covid isn’t really a big deal’

If he does have it and he recovers then he’s really going to sling shit about it not being so bad

Actually he’ll probably taunt Biden about it at the next debate, lmao. “You should try it Joe, it’s not so bad if you’re a tough guy like me”

He and Herman Cain are the same age.

trump is more obese than cain hypetime

petition to spam this on the next cushvlog so we can get matt to say it in his trump voice

Could be fake just to build sympathy.

BoJos polls went way up when he got it.

Biden had it? how do I not remember this

wait I’m tired and silly duh

Boseph Robinpfeffelette Joden :dem:

As a Brit this was my first thought too.

Both got it just as their polling was tanking and coverage of COVID response was turning on them.

The display here in Britain made me feel more I’ll than if I had had COVID. All the press treating him like he was Churchill or Princess Diana, praying for his recovery. All the ‘Thank You NHS’ signs in windows in my town replaced or joined by ‘Get well Boris, we’re praying for you’ shit.

After all, it’s not like Boris and Trump don’t have friends and advisors in common.

Dynamic is completely different though. You guys still have cucky play nice politics among the people. We lost that shit years ago

that’s actually kind of brilliant

Then again he’s never had doctors lie for him before so why would he now :thinkin-lenin:

me, a very serious doctor boy with twelve theoretical doctorates in medicology

this large cheddar wheel has many health. best healths i have ever had the joy of handling. no i will not explain.

office broken into later that day

oh noo he has stolen my manilla folders!

Faking to get out of another old man screaming match?

That was Trump’s favorite thing in the last year

Absolutely not, old man screaming matches are Trump’s natural habitat.

you have… no… good… car… ideas!

In the immortal words of Joe Biden, inshallah

Virgil in there immediately with the “your fired sir”

we love our boy, don’t we folks?

why can’t I see the comments v-v

I’m asking myself the same question. Twitter being a shit website probably. Like when I click links from here and it says not available so I click again and magically it opens up.

Edit:nope. I’m guessing this is one of their soft ban things that all social media sites do these days. Because you’ll see one reply from like a minute ago pop up and then it goes away. Maybe when a bunch of people report it.

Why can I not see any of the replies to Virgils reply? It says there are 35 but they don’t display?

First confirmed human to CHEETO transmission

There’s a god damn virus in the cheeto!

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