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Harris' FDA is staging the listeria outbreak to stop you from consuming meat

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And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don’t want you to have gains.

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Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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I LOVE THE WORM AND THE WORM LOVES ME

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PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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GRAVITY IS DESIRE. TIME IS SIGHT

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badbrainstorm @lemmy.today
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Make sure to rebel by eating plenty of raw bear meat

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bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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Yeah but then I’ll have to drive like 17 hours to dump the carcass in Central Park

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KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Thank you, RFK jr, for this important message

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Inui [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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blame [they/them]@hexbear.net
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love to puke and shit myself into a meningococcal coma

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