172 points

I laughed and my partner ask why. I told her it’s some really nerdy humor. She was fine not hearing the joke, but I loosely explained it anyway. She humored me anyway. She’s a good woman.

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God my wife would just stare at me and then go on with her previous conversation.

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My wife would just kiss me so I stfu

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2 points

Same, and I don’t mind

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8 points

She’s literally the person in this meme

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if only all my friends were like that

They definitely tolerate my nerdiness, but they just don’t get it, even after an explanation.

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It’s like that guy that posted an example Bitcoin miner on GitHub, then a bunch of script kiddies forgot to change his wallet info for their own before deploying… He made a good chunk of change by doing nothing malicious.

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Dream job.

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Should’ve written the malware in Go, smh

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Isn’t this just a newer version of this? https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html

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Even if it were inspired, it is significantly different the way it’s written. I’ve hit these same challenges before, so I’m more inclined to think it is independent discovery.

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The newer one is a lot funnier though.

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I guess the process could be regarded as gain of function research.

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