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69 points

“What could it beeee! Also why are you still masking?”

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64 points

Folks were giving me grief for masking up when I caught it while visiting my grandma. Well, they can eat my ass, my 80 year old Grandma did not contract Covid because I took it seriously and masked and isolated.

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8 points

Make sure youre better before you let anyone near your ass lol

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eating ass is probably a huge vector for covid since it stays in your body (and probably your stools) for like 2 years

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66 points

Just seasonal. Ignore the excess deaths

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48 points

Deadly august flus are totally common right?

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30 points

Thats summer right?

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57 points

Was supposed to video chat with my friend the other day.

he hits me up and goes “sorry man I can’t talk today. I’m sick and can’t get out of bed.”

With a cold? A cold has so knocked you on your ass that you haven’t been able to get out of bed for days? Of course he won’t actually test so to him he just has a cold.

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38 points

To be fair, I recently had an illness of some sort that fatigued the absolute fuck out of me. I tested 6 times for COVID and all of them came up negative. Still have no idea wtf it was.

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the BEST covid tests have 80% accuracy on the BEST day to test

your shitty rapid test prob has 60% accuracy on that day, and declining every day afterwards

alternatively your immune system is fucked from covid and now colds and flus fuck you up

the best way to test for covid is stool tests but crackers are dumb so this doesn’t happen

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28 points

Or it could be the chronic fatigue I’ve been dealing with for almost 15 years now. I just haven’t dealt with it in about a year so I had forgotten about it.

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A “common cold” can still knock you on your ass for sure

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5 points

I had a bacterial infection of the tonsils but my throat didn’t even hurt. Symptoms were basically flu-like with fever, chills, and headache. It was my first time having such a thing, no idea how I contracted it.

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The last couple of time I’ve thought I’ve been sick I used the tests I got from Biden but they always come back negative and so has my partners. I feel like/assume the tests don’t do a great job with the new strains

E: not saying people shouldn’t test this just reminded me about my frustration around testing

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27 points

Yeah the rapid tests can only really tell you if you have it, they can’t really confirm a negative. The CDC recommendation is to test twice within 48 hours, thrice in 72 if you’re having symptoms. Which sort of negates the usefulness of the free tests when you’re only giving out like a couple per household. We need free and abundant PCR testing.

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They also might have expired, and have a pretty bad false-negative rate.

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This actually is what happens to me every time I get a cold, the flu, RSV, anything other than just seasonal allergies.

A few years back I had a cold for like 6 weeks. Tested negative for Covid, Influenza, and RSV multiple times each during the illness but could barely even make it to the bathroom, drink, or eat.

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21 points

as someone whose body also goes “you must sleep for 18 hours straight anytime you feel bad” I get it.

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huh maybe it’s a similar thing for him then. I still think he should test, but of course he’s more concerned with convincing me that covid is over than in taking care of himself.

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Yeah, he absolutely should test.

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Was it like that for you in 2018 and prior though?

If you test negative for COVID, you often still have COVID. the PCR tests are only 80% accurate in optimal scenario (only 80% of infected people actually test positive, on the peak viral count day of infection, so the practical accuracy is more like 60%)

so the rapid tests are prob 50% accurate if we’re very generous

covid also destroys your immune system so even if you’re getting knocked out by colds, as long as that reaction was post-2019, then it’s still caused by covid

not trying to dismiss your experiences, you may just have something else that was already there. But if colds and flus began knocking you out in the last 5 years, then yea that’s either literal covid or covid-induced

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If you test negative for COVID, you often still have COVID. the PCR tests are only 80% accurate in optimal scenario (only 80% of infected people actually test positive, on the peak viral count day of infection, so the practical accuracy is more like 60%)

source on this? especially the numbers. My understanding was PCRs are typically very sensitive, and tend to stay positive for far longer than people are actively experiencing symptoms or contagious, which doesn’t line up with you saying “80%” on the peak viral count day of infection.

What I’m seeing is confirmed false negative rates somewhere below like 5%, though mostly studies from earlier in the pandemic.

Rapid tests are straight trash though

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Yep, it’s been like that ever since I was born. I just have a poor immune system.

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covid also destroys your immune system so even if you’re getting knocked out by colds, as long as that reaction was post-2019, then it’s still caused by covid

Source for the “destroys immune system” claim? This isn’t something I’ve heard before. Anecdotally, I’m not getting sick nearly as often as I did before COVID.

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44 points

FYI this seasons Flu and COVID boosters are now available. get vaxxed!

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i’m probably putting mine off til october or so to see if i can survive the holiday season without getting covid this year

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Yeah, at $200 a pop, I gotta time it for my money’s worth.

I wonder if novavax is any cheaper.🤔

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i am very lucky to be technically poor enough to get it free from the state

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That’s what I’m doing! We can’t afford to take multiple days off for different things, so we’ve got everything for everyone in the family packed into one single Friday in October every year:

  • Flu and COVID vaccines.
  • Eye exams.
  • Teeth cleaning.
  • Putting a finger up my ass for fun Cancer screening for bad-ass dads.
  • Tiddy squeezer Mammogram and gyno visit for mom.
  • Blood draws for labs.
  • Pancakes for dinner!!!
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fun filled day!

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Not in Poland, because our government had to get big mad at Pfizer

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