nah these are the same vibes boris johnson gave off before he got fucked
Boris is younger than Trump, not obese and probably doesn’t eat 2 burgers and a fried fish sandwich for lunch everyday.
Also Trump is definitely addicted to Sudafed which probably bisnt good for you long term
not obese
The Times of London reports that he’s shared his theory with friends since he left hospital, saying that he was around 17 and a half stone (around 245 pounds) at the time of his infection. At 5 foot 9, that would put his body mass index at around 36, meaning he soars above the point at which adults are deemed clinically obese.
The funniest outcome never happens, but Boris was also well for like 5 days after his intital positive so I’m still praying
Rule 1 of hellworld: nothing good can ever happen
He’s been replaced by an android clone