“OK Grok, I want you to yassify this medieval warrior woman, double triple the size of her breast’s and put her in a golden bikini top”

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If this is how we get Skynet I’ll at least understand why it wants to kill everyone.

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The marketing “Bet you can’t hold in your BUCKETS OF CUM for more than 5 minutes playing this game.”

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You will PIERCE THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WITH RIVERS OF SPERM in THIRTY FEMTOSECONDS if you PLAY THIS GAME

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Like the SHAPED CHARGE of a SEXUAL WARHEAD, PLAY NOW

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28 points

Kassandra was a very fun character. The game? Eh. Kassandra? Wonderful.

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12 points

Correct

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34 points

She’s still wearing that much clothing? What are you, a woke?

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I don’t know shit about this character or the game but setting aside all boobplate discussions, that shawl she is wearing is extremely useful especially given the time period and the fact that she appears to be an assassin-type character.

Not only can that shawl be used as a bandage or tourniquet but it can also be used to bind things, including tying up a captive’s hands, it can be made into a makeshift bag, and it can also be used as a sort of defensive weapon to distract an opponent, to wrap around a weapon that an opponent strikes or throws at her, and also in particular using the clasp to weight the end as a way to strike at the eyes of her opponent to throw them off balance or to get them to move their guard upwards thus leaving part of their body exposed.

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