22 points
this is just gonna make people touch your bike
the most effective way is to make your bike look like it’ll give someone venereal disease from just standing close to it
15 points
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Or have it look like the slightest breeze will turn it to dust. Yeah it will ride like shit, but you’ll get to keep it.
10 points
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i used to have a sticker on my helmet that said “how’s my riding? call 1-800-eat-shit” but i though it made me look like an asshole so i took it off lol
Any bike that has these also has truck nuts
Turning my bike into a technical. Brb
