biden: literally lets satanyahu do whatever he wants and gives him bombs faster than he can blow children up with them

libs: “think about how bad it’ll be if trump wins tho”

it literally can not be worse. that’s why it’s such a laughable claim. it CAN NOT be worse. it would literally just be the same.

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What they usually say to this is “But Trump will give them 200 pound bombs, and Biden limits them to 100 pound bombs” or something like that

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they’ll put them in camps! Gop won’t even do a peace deal

so no change?

it’ll be worse for the USA

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

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God, dems are real lucky the CIA would quash any vanguard party.

All it would take are some somewhat serious leftists to win a governorship in Rhode Island or some shit and dems would either be irrelevant within a decade, or rebrand as a party by and for moderates and drop their progressive lip service altogether.

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it CAN NOT be worse. it would literally just be the same.

So, if Candidate Y wins, we’re going to kick you in the nuts and give you a puppy. If candidate Z wins, we’re going to kick you in the nuts and stab a puppy in front of you.

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to buy a cup and vote for Y.

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except neither candidate is offering to give me a puppy. be gone liberal.

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Terrible metaphor, try this.

Candidate 1 offers genocide. Candidate 2 also offers genocide. If you vote for either you are giving support to genocide.

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I’m going to vote for neither and pull out a weapon

The answer to the trolley problem is destroying the trolley, not hitting the lever

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I’m gonna buy a gun and not vote for either genocidal candidate

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Candidate Z

One day, he will return, unbanned

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Is the puppy they’re giving you a more effective extermination of all Palestinian life? Yet more tanks for the cops and more Ukranians for the meat grinder and more microplastics for my balls? What the fuck do you think the puppy is here, genocide lover?

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Wow 116 comments! There must be some thought provoking content happening under this post!

No, it’s just one guy that won’t log the fuck off

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Not content to merely be known as an idiot to a few people, we sometimes get fools who must show their ignorance to many

And it all stemmed from a comment they made asking how Kamala Harris was complicit in genocide, you know, the vice president in an admin literally aiding an ongoing genocide

“Oh but what about Trump” what about him? He’s gonna do the same as Kamala, that’s a point AGAINST her, not FOR her.

Literally a parody

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Hilarious too because they admit they voted for Trump in 2016.

So I guess we need to listen to the guy who voted for a “dangerous fascist” about how dangerous he is? It’s like when Germans try to Germansplain genocide because they are experts at it

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Also the lethargic pace of banhammer or just the lolz amusement ideology of interacting with the troll before the ban comes.

Fair enough since making an argument of why one opposes something helps form our identities and understanding of it, but it is kind of trite.

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Sometimes its fun. But this one is just dumb and troll.

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And making new account after new account here is what you do instead of enjoying your very fulfilling life with your wife and kids, huh?

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You guys are like swarming ants. It’s hilarious, and pathetic. Keep banning me it’s fun.

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Pig poop balls spam crashes Jerboa every time, but it’s a worthy sacrifice

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You’re like a disgusting worm, no matter how many times we cut you down you just keep coming back to spew your fascist bile

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Trump will commit DOUBLE genocide, you filthy tankies.

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Since we have a lib in here, I feel like demonstrating just how impossible it is for this little shit to convince me to for their genocidal queen

You losers have your fight song, your only fight song but what I have is my break up song with the party which I used to be in an abusive relationship with because I was a loyal Democrat for over a decade since I was 18 and voted for Obama but that’s all over

Really pay attention to the lyrics in the latter half because I mean every fucking word

If I were literally drowning and you reached our your arm to help I would grab your hand but not to accept your help, I would rather drag you down into the abyss with me

@ThirdWorldOrder@lemmy.ml I hope you die, I hope we both die

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Omg mountain goats mentioned

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Yeah, fellow Mountain Goats fan!

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Trump is also a lib, you just don’t know what words mean lib

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So what you’re telling the class is that MAGA is a liberal group?

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Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden

All of these administrations have more policies in common than in difference. We choose between differently wallpapered liberals.

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lol okay buddy. Whatever you say.

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“I’m not a liberal I voted for a liberal”

Convincing argument, now face the wall

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Ah so everyone who isn’t on hexbear is a liberal I guess.

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Lmao fascist. Put your dick in a waffle iron.

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How soon will @ThirdWorldOrder@feddit.nl go on lemmy.world to whine about the authoritarian tankies?

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Would you say you’re actually laughing?

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