10 points
Every major English city has this sort of self-aggrandisement. Except Birmingham, because they’ve got more important things to do. Like drugs!
8 points
Liverpool is in a different league - this is Scouse, Not English taken to the next level (with a dash of Cosmic Scouser). I reckon I could send this out to my mates on WhatsApp and get a couple of unironic “is right!” replies. And more “fuck’s sake” ones.
2 points
3 points
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“I’m not an Englishman” by Mason Owens.
You could also try “Murdaside” by Mazza L20 (the Bootle postcode) which goes in hard on the Scouse vs Liverpudlian beef.
You could probably set the poem “Scouse not English” to music.
4 points
Worse than cockneys.
4 points
Amateurs! Belfast! A bit mad, granted, but craic nontheless.
2 points
Calm down, lad.
