7 points
Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week
Where’s MY belt?*
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* I haven’t encountered him but I still want my belt.
5 points
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4 points
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I learned about it from this Bluesky whiney post by lib video clipmeister Aaron Rupar.
GUTFELD: Have you ever been fired?
TRUMP: I have never experienced being fired
(Trump was fired by 81 million people)
https://subium.com/profile/atrupar.bsky.social/post/3l4jj6hngjs2e
(I’m stealing the odd usage of parens on its own line.)
