I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won’t shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don’t believe in it. The whole relationship I’ve wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I’m single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don’t want to debate about it, I’m venting, let me have this tonight.

Uranus is in retrograde

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Yeah that would explain a lot

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38 points

asstrology

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This is so Gemini of you. And let me guess, you were dating a Virgo

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I don’t even remember what fucking sign they were. I think the bull one, I don’t fucking know.

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They’re all bull

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31 points

Gottem

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43 points

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think the bull one

That’s taurine. You can find it in a lot of energy drinks.

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It gives you wings, which I believe increases your damage and healing done and allows you to use Hammer of Wrath irrespective of the enemy’s HP%

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Bs. Virgos don’t believe in that shit. No seriously, the stereotype is that Virgos are fuddy duddies.

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it’s actually cancers who don’t believe in astrology. wanna guess why?

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I’ll bite. I just know the stereotype of Cancers being overly forgiving. It must be why I keep getting with them…

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Virgo here and I think it’s all very amusing. My partners are big believers and I just vibe wit it

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I thought I had nothing in common with astrologoids but then I learned that costar is apparently written in haskell

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Sucks, but in the final analysis sounds like you dodged a bullet. I’ll have a drink for you tonight 🍻

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Thank you, I’m not drinking right now but I think I may have another joint

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Well shit in that case I will also take a massive indica bong rip for you too 🫡

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no, the ex dodged the bullet of having a partner harboring a deep seething resentment of them op would not be honest about

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I’m being a bit hyperbolic here. It was annoying, not a “seething resentment”.

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Soooo…they’re both not compatible and are both better off without each other? This may not be the matrix rooftop scenario in the first place.

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Bruh, those downtimes where I worked as a barista and we were getting like 1 customer an hour, it’s all my coworkers would talk about as we swept the damn floor. Fucking horoscopes and shit. So cringe.

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Trapped at work listening to astrology-babble? Sounds like Hell is real

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