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Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.

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This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).

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Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down

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Amun-Ra approves this message.

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they’re actually was oxygen in space but they used it all as fuel for the stars and since then they’ve been converting them to electric.

secondary fun fact: burning all the oxygen in space as fuel has caused space to heat up and is what’s leading to the imminent “heat death” of the universe.

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Aliens need to start using paper straws

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Easy. Ever heard of solar gonorrhea?

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