A deeply soggy looking man. An intractible wetness happening here. Damp beyond drying. Slicker than an oil spill. Sopping; a human storm drain.
https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3l4u4cx6uhp2e
all his moisture has been replaced with canola oil
“They didn’t like the name so they made them use a woke new name. I think that’s bad. It’s bad. Lotsa people don’t know this but canola oil is woke! It’s true - it’s true. The name is from Canada plus Latin oil word. Old strong and powerful name was r*pe seed oil.”
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Etymology: 1970s from Canada + -ola (based on Latin oleum “oil”).
He looks like Disney tried to build their Hall of Presidents animatronic out of Spam
“A big strong guy - muscles everywhere bulging - big like Mr. Linebacker - said ‘Mr. President Trump, sir - I have something I gotta ask. You’ll say no but I gotta ask. You look delicious. Can I have a bite of you?’ I said ‘MAGA needs me at 100%.’ He said ‘Yes - I know. But I had to ask.’ Looked sad. Very sad…”
the hotdog has been on the gas station roller too long, it’s sweating and dehydrated
Moo Deng jelly.
