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The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

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61 points

Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards

They really aren’t pulling their punches!

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I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

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Its a reoccurring gag.

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18 points

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

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There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

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2 points

Sure. Just a joke.

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27 points

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1 point

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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I’m glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I’ll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!

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Im writting in Joe Biden this november

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25 points

Did you forget to ask someone?

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8 points

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Based, thank you for your vote

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But a vote for Joe Biden is a vote for Trump!

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