This woman was just trying to be the very best like no one ever was
To catch seagulls was her real test, to train them is her cause
I’ve seen a person that sounds like a similar sort of character in the city. They caught a pigeon, no one stopped them or seemed bothered though. I guess pigeons are free game, damn bird bigots.
Angela Wildman is also accused of using a carton of milk and a long-handled mop as weapons after she had put the bird into a sports bag.
Idk how to call this one. If you decide to fight a gull you’ve probably got a reason. They’re mean bastards.
FREE MY GUY