This motherfucker is completely sedentary and eats fast food everyday. He’s fucking 74 years old like holy shit.

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

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Plot armor

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Imagine an entire life completely free of stress

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Going to say this. He doesn’t have stress. He doesn’t stress himself to a destructive degree.

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He has effectively unlimited access to modern medicine, and he’s only 74.

Being rich, having no real problems, and being able to go to very well equipped doctors whenever you feel like it keeps people alive.

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Specifically the antibodies from a Covid recovered person’s stem cells.

No one else is getting that yet, and it will save him.

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Hey, that’s not a very nice way to talk about Matt Christman.

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Because the virus is SLOW and the worst hasn’t even hit him yet. Not to mention all the experimental drugs he is on.

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I thought the worst was supposed to hit right about now assuming they were honest about when he first tested positive

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Hermanie cane died 45 days after contacting it

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Cain was in decline for weeks. He didn’t have experimental anti-viral fetus serum inside a week of contracting the virus.

Trump’s jacked full of steroids and the Capitan America drug.

I seriously wonder if he dies of a heart attack or a stroke by the end of this. But for now he’s fine.

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Stop getting my hopes up.
We live in Hellworld, and occasionally something amusing will happen, but rarely something good.

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He’s got experimental medication, early intervention, and round the clock care. He’ll be fine.

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