Rocket jesus & tech messiah Elon, bringing the future of warfare to your country today!

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  1. Company of NASA leftovers needs another massive government subsidy.

  2. Promise impractical & probably impossible military application.

  3. Get massive government subsidy and military contract.

  4. Realise it’s not achievable.

  5. Sub-contract to Amazon with a longer delivery time.

  6. Amazon realises they can’t fulfill reduced promise.

  7. Amazon sub-contracts it to the military industrial complex logistics company.

  8. Military industrial complex logistics company makes deal for US military to assist in delivery.

  9. US military delivers own weapons on a schedule of weeks and pays for the pleasure.

  10. Musk profits.

MoSt EfFiCiEnT sYsTeM oF aLl TiMe!

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Furthering humanity by checks notes running arms to the biggest killing machine on the planet

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I think you mean “supporting human rights and empowering women across the planet” with space based weaponry.

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Thanks for the correction. I just have a stutter.

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futurism is when you funnel half of your countrys tax revenue into private companies working for the military industrial complex so that we can accelerate toward the end of human history

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My hope is that this is just another empty promise from Elon and he’s just grifting the defence establishment since there is no appetite for green washing in the current US administration. But still this is dark shit.

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One of the most heartbreaking things I ever learned about space was that the space shuttle was entirely designed by the USAF to be a weapons delivery program for low earth polar orbits. Had nothing to do with being able to build the ISS or launch Hubble. That was just the civilian cover to justify all the NROL missions.

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There is also a mini space shuttle, the X-37[B], looks just like the regular one, that is unmanned and used for classified missions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37 https://sputniknews.com/us/201705081053376464-us-shuttle-secret/ https://www.globalsecurity.org/space/systems/x-37b.htm

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