Lets see your prophecies folks, I’ve got lathes for all

No takebacksies, I will find you and make fun of u if u end up rong

64 points

a genocide supporter will win

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Yeah, but that’s all of them. Israel as our only real ally in the ME gets whatever Israel wants and neither major party is about to change that over a little genocide.

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49 points

i called biden winning comfortably a year ago, no point in backing down now.

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Just to clarify, you mean BIDEN, not Kamala, right?

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23 points

i’ve been told, [he’s] staying in the race!

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16 points

I don’t know what all the fuss was about. He doesn’t seem too old to me. I’m writing him in and so should everyone else! (I’m 102 years old).

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(i actually thought the normal whites thesis would hold over from the midterms, with biden at the helm, and then after oct 7 and as biden looked like a literal marionette with blinken pulling the strings, i thought they’d/he’d let bibi exhaust himself in warcrimes, let bibi hang himself in the court of public opinion, and then tact to a more moderate policy, with a new candidate at the helm, after the stewardship of genocide was complete.

so i did successfully, if accidently, call biden dropping so that the party could pick his successor while avoiding a primary; i just assumed biden would be a willing participant, and that the adults in the room would have the juice to cow Israel, instead of being totally juiceless, feckless worms.)

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8 points

Biden’s the only candidate who can beat Trump, Harris is just splitting the vote.

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Did Biden just gain a stand or something lmao

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This race is the most “who fucking knows” since I’ve followed US elections.

Some things of I think are of note

  • AZ and NV having abortion ballot measures should heavily lean dem (someone else here already mentioned this)
  • NC’s governor ticket will probably drag Republicans down. Mark Robinson was exposed as a serial gooner (pornshop debt) who is a black Nazi that wants slavery to return (this is not a joke). He strikes me as a worse Herschel Walker/Dr Oz type candidate and I think dems pickup NC because of it. The broader Republican party is trying to run away from him because he’s seen as that toxic
  • GA will have the most brazenly corrupt election this side of the century, and that’s saying a lot since their incumbent governor probably stole his own first election already. Their election board will send Trump electors no matter what (unless there is somehow a massive electoral college win for Kamala which I don’t see happening)
  • MI goes for Trump on the Stein 3rd party vote and liberals transition from their current state (going mask off) to gleeful celebration of, like, domestic socdem repression
  • PA I genuinely have no clue. No confidence whatsoever in a call either way
  • Every other state I think is locked in (including WI for dems- this is possibly what I’ll be most gut feeling wrong about)

Republicans take the Senate

I think a 269-269 tie is an incredibly possible situation and I think it would fall under funniest timeline theory (for those reading this results in a Trump presidency due to tiebreaker rules favoring him).

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And also in the event of a 269 vote tie dems will deffinitly concede immediatly and claim the moral high ground for the next 4 years, telling all of us they told us they’d lose if we didn’t support them.

They lost an election to the Republicans, they aren’t expected to do anything, and they can punch left and blame us. That’s literally everything the democratic party cpuld ask for.

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Republicans down. Mark Robinson was exposed as a serial gooner (pornshop debt) who is a black Nazi that wants slavery to return (this is not a joke).

There needs to be an “all the world’s a stage” but niche sexual complexes. “All politics is sexual pathology” just doesn’t cover it anymore

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SNL

That show is so painfully unfunny I’m almost convinced you have to be infected with some kind of mind virus to actually laugh at it.

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I just assume it’s some weird attempt at propaganda by the CIA because “SNL was never funny” has been a joke/observation since the 80s.

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They peaked with dick in a box

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42 points

Harris loses because of Michigan, libs blame the left like always, Biden dies slipping on a banana peel during Trump’s second inauguration, Carter outlives him

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31 points

Libs blame specifically Jill Stein voters

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They have been laying the groundwork for weeks now. They might even go so far as to start calling Stein voters “tankies”

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While us Claudia & Karina voters are laughing from the sidelines

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