I’m an amazing shot but I don’t suffer from main character syndrome, so I’d be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

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I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans

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The king! The king has revealed themselves!

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cop

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Bottomless pit supervisor

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It’s gonna be a full time job keeping so many bottoms out of the pit.

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Pigpoopball cleaner

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Unholy

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Huh, it was all a dream…

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