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I feel like this falls under the “life” part of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”

Also, in a broader sense, “we can shit everywhere all we want and never clean up” is a criminally idiotic way to govern

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founding fathers didn’t explicitly say where to shit so our hands are tied

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But there is a line in the constitution mentioning the government’s duty to provide for the general welfare.

Not that any of this shit matters but still

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no more half measures walter

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That phrase is not in the constitution tho. It was a line from the DOI at the start of the revolution and isn’t actually binding to the current American federal government.

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it’s worth about as much as toilet paper since this has never meant anything during any part of US history.

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This is regarding the State itself not depriving people of life (e.g. by execution) except by due process, not a guarantee that life will be protected in any other sense for any other reason.

Obviously also bullshit given cops summarily executing people and having qualified immunity, etc., but if we’re being pedantic, we should go all the way.

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Biden is the more competent fascist we were warned about. Capital will get its way regardless of which major political party is running the country.

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there’s only been competent fascists and incompetent fascists for the last few decades at least, Trump was merely so incompetent that it temporarily broke the grand spell before the government used the Men in Black memory deletion thingy and everybody went “Awesome, back to brunch!” on January 20th, 2021

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Interesting. I continue not to give a shit about the constitution.

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It’s also really weird how the highest court in the land is supposed to be dedicated to interpreting the constitution and extrapolating whether the founding fathers would have supported or opposed something fucking 250 years ago. Other countries rewrite parts of their constitutions all the time, but in burgerland George Washington is a deity that supposedly knew it all.

Also, America has the second oldest working constitution in the world which (only beaten by a microstate), which is kinda crazy for how young the country is

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It’s very Warhammer 40k by worshipping the document equivalent of a headstone for centuries.

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What’s even weirder is that the US Supreme Court was not even given that power by the constitution and just kinda gave it to itself in Marbury v Madison

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a demon? Idk

Both make pacts and contracts. Both honor the verbiage of the contract to the letter over the intent. Both will cost you dearly. Both generally only show up uninvited or when something bad happens. Both take benefit from others’ misfortune.

I can’t tell the difference.

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And they love to cling to single amendments instead of the entire document, as it should be interpreted.

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In the Biden administration’s June 22 court filing, Justice Department lawyers argued that because the child plaintiffs are not the only people who will be harmed by ecological breakdown, the suit should be thrown out.

“The state of the climate is a public and generalized issue, and so interests in the climate are unlike the particularized personal liberty or personal privacy interests of individuals the Supreme Court has previously recognized as being protected by fundamental rights,” the Justice Department wrote.

You see, this is going to kill everyone so your individual concerns about being killed are invalid

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“They’re trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly.

“No one’s trying to kill you,” Clevinger cried.

“Then why are they shooting at me?” Yossarian asked.

“They’re shooting at everyone,” Clevinger answered. “They’re trying to kill everyone.”

"And what difference does that make?”

― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

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Novel way to teach children that the constitution ain’t shit.

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They threw it in the blender after

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From the beginning.

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