9 points
This format doesn’t make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?
5 points
Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix
2 points
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1 point
5 points
Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car
4 points
When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.
2 points
i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it
1 point
You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud