Live update pages are super-low energy right now.
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more like “plans to lay on a recliner in front of a TV and not shit himself and/or die.”
7 points
By senior staff members he means the nurses taking care of him (senior (care) staff members)
6 points
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So the exact same plan as every other geriatric fuck in this country.
Although it is funny imagining him trying to hide the fact he wants Trump to win to vindicate him.
Trumps up by 5% in pennsylvania “Huh…will you look at that… no I’m serious… come on now… whadda ya know…” as a giant smile spreads across his face.
5 points
Woah… How long has Biden had aides?
