I’ll go first:
- Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
- Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
- McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
- John Bolton releases a new book.
- Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
- Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
- Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
The ninth Trump assassination attempt actually succeeds in hitting him and it’s even a direct hit, but through a bizarre freak coincidence it misses every major blood vessel in his brain and he survives. He undergoes a change in personality like Phineas Gage, becoming increasingly fixated on Sonic the Hedgehog, posting takes about the series on Twitter late into the night. He regains his posting power, but devotes the bulk of it to dunking on Ken Penders and expanding the lore of his fanfics.
- Biden dies on January 19th, making Kamala the first female and also the shortest serving president.
- The libs hold a big protest for democracy. They wheel out the big Baby Trump blimp. None of it has any consequence in the real world.
- Democrats decide that they lost because of looney leftists, uppity minorities and Russia. They decide to move further right, surely this time they will convince all the moderate republicans
- Trump humiliates one or more European leaders in public. They will have no option but to take it. Trump will despise them even more because of it.
- Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.
Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.
nah, he’ll also somehow fire all the garbage collectors responsible for a major city, leading to 2 years of all the trash left on the streets
Liberals will start opposing things they were supporting weeks ago because it’s Trump doing them. Nothing will ever happen because history ended.
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human you human transmission of H5N1, hate crimes against Latinos and possibly Asians ensues
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genocide continues
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anti china propaganda continues
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any cry for change is met with “you should’ve voted kamala while you has the chance”
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I get more into journaling
hate crimes against Latinos and possibly Asians ensues
Hate crime against latinos and Asians?
By who? Please expand on that
Whites used covid starting in China as an excuse to hate crime Asians
Most people being infected with H5N1 are undocumented farm workers from Latin America and hatred of Latinos is ever increasing, from both sides
H5N1 started in Hong Kong and even if it didn’t whites will still blame us Asians just for fun
The democratic party will continue to support the genocide in Gaza and the concentration camps at the border
Biden will invade Iran
First human to human transmission of bird flu in early January
Trump will call Zelensky a loser, but weapons shipments will remain at status quo
Trump will go off script and talk about how he has the best penis at some random press conference
Trump will veto a national abortion ban. Bipartisanship will override the veto
Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers
$500 stimulus
Blue Jan 6 at some random tourist attraction in DC. All liberals involved will be jailed. At least 1 will be deported
National guard will open fire on pro-Palestine protestors
Biden will shit himself will giving a speech at a college graduation
Mass shooting at a gamestop after tariffs make video games more expensive
Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers
The other day I “joked” with my friend that this will be how Donald implements his “no tax on overtime” campaign promise. He’ll just get rid of overtime protections entirely. Can’t tax something that nobody has.
