46 points

not masturbating let me shoot lasers from my eyes

btw its really easy to not want to masturbate if you just slaughter your testosterone.

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for some, anyway

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I honestly think this is what got me hooked on black licorice when I was a kid, way back when some brands of the candy still had the real stuff in it.

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24 points

A Seinfeld episode about NoFap would be hilarious.

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22 points

They would use some euphemism like, “have you been…. partaking?”

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they actually already came up with one, “are you still… master of your domain”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUtJBqgwNgo

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18 points

Yeah “The Contest” is one of the best episodes of the whole series. I love when Kramer comes in, slaps money on the table and says “I’m OUT!”

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8 points

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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The Abstinence which is what the screenshot is from as well as The Contest where the plot is about them having a not jacking off contest after George’s mom walked in on him

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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meanwhile im just too lazy to jack off

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16 points

no more half measures walter

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this is quality Costanza posting, he’d def fall for nofap

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Lol he did! There’s an episode about it! (9th episode of season 8)

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8 points

He was not master of his domain…

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I can’t believe I forgot about that episode! There’s two that deal with this subject!

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Enter the hyperbolic chamber on no fap and unlock god ki

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