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Problems with revolutionary plasm deficiency

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I’ve read Marx, Lenin, Luxembourg, Engels, Stalin, Mao, Gramsci, but I still lack any facial hair and I don’t have the powers that I should already have by now. I haven’t noticed any increase in stamina, not even the slightest bit. What am i missing? Is there something i’ve done wrong?

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borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.mlOP
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Also, i’ve noticed that the speed of my balding has not decreased either. This is getting serious for me.

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TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml
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This is a sign that your Lenin levels are rising.

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urmums401k [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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See, thats your problem.

Reading Marxists (even just personal letters where 1800s people are flirting) will teach you about nuclear stuff and trains. If you want facial hair you read Hegel. You think Karl Marx got that beard reading himself?

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Lenin did the reading while pumping iron,

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