Edit: this situation has now been resolved, according to anonymous sources… only vigorous self-crit and two fights.

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

Maybe we ought to bring in some outside consultants to advise on how to go forward. I hear McKinsey is known for their consulting expertise.

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No… This is an inter-Marxist Leninist conflict, and Hexbear’s mods oughta take a page from Lemmygrad, or face its tanks!

What are you, color revolutionary?

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Maybe it’s time for a centrist approach, neither left nor right, something we can all do to appeal to the moderates and bring them into our big tent party.

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Hell yeah, a center between the struggle sessionists (Hexbear) et the reconciliationists (Lemmygrad)

The question is: who’s going to move to the center FIRST?

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8 points

What if we means-tested the struggle sessions?

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That sounds like a proposal that we can reach across the aisle to accomplish!

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Hexbear can have a bit of austerity, as a ritual.

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We must employ McKinsey to fix the vote

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30 points

First Hexbear Mechanized Batallion “Menaker’s Menaces” reporting in!

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Hexbear 420th Armored Division “Michael Dukakii” standing by!

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Pretend we’re Cuba and you’re the Soviet Union

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Cuba

Nah, y’all are like Hungary or Czechoslovakia…

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I will never be like the Hungarians

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Sorry, lemme change it

POV: you’re Khalq Afghanistan, when the USSR enters (1979)

or

POV: Khmer Rouge, when Vietnam enters (1978)

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18 points

Our people yearn for freedom, our people yearn for the hut

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18 points

Send tanks, Khrushchev.

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Alr

@CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml @DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml @darkcalling@lemmygrad.ml

Permission to order tanks onto Hexbear, to stabilize the mod situation and institute Democratic centralism?

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5 points

I am a subordinate, but I shall take this request to the Lemmygrad.ml mods. It is currently pending whether they would respond / s

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