The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

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Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

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In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

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8 points

“I hate everything about this” would have been quicker to type.

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It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.

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Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

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As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don’t think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

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You only need to convice your SO then :)

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33 points

I just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste

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Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I’d take it in a heartbeat.

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It has a bit of a case of “so bad it’s good”. It’s fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.

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You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃

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Oh come on man, come over! It’ll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.

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I like my toes the way they are, thank you. Healthy and without gangrene

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The semi-transparent toilet curtain in direct view of the bed is such an uncomfortable choice.

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It would be a true throne if it was 90 deg rotated so you could face the room.

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Watch me poo! No, don’t look away, I demand eye contact at all times. All. Times.

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H U M I D

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That place desparately needs a dehumidifier tbh.

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don’t even want to imagine how y that room smells

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