🦀Truly a great 48 hour news cycle🦀
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Kissinger (somewhere): laughs as another conservative dies before him and he sucks their soul out to continue to power himself much to C.C’s dismay
It’s the year 2622. In a dark gothic tower, overlooking a wasteland where once a great empire stood, Kissinger, unable to find more souls to feed on, draws his last breath. From his grey, molerat-like corpse come the howling of millions upon millions of bangladeshis, vietnamese, cambodians, laotians, martian homesteaders, antimuskites, neo-australians, phobotians, proxima centaurese, gateskippers, edenists and others whose names and languages have been lost to time.
If he wanted to not get terminal lung cancer, he should have thought of that when he decided to smoke cigars.
/conservative anti-empathy logic.
EDIT: Exerpt from Rush’s show
CALLER: If we pay for our health care ourselves, would it bring costs down?
LIMBAUGH: Yeah, it would, if – with other – yeah, if you get some other players out of the game, yeah – of course.
CALLER: What do you mean by “other players” ? I’m sorry.
LIMBAUGH: Government – get the government out of it. Get the government – their stupid regulations. Get the government out of Medicare. You – look it, the only way that cost or price ratios make sense is based on the consumer’s ability to pay. There has to be a direct relationship between the customer and the business at the surface.
CALLER: OK. I just broke my wrist and it’s costing me $6,000. I can’t afford that.
LIMBAUGH: Well, you shouldn’t have broken your wrist.
Limbaugh: OK. I just terminally fucked my lungs and it’s costing me my life. I can’t afford that.
God: Well, you shouldn’t have smoke cigars.
:crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party:
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