What if we, haha, (sorry this is too good so I keep laughing.) What if we compare Xi to a yellow bear?

And, get this, not just any yellow bear, we compare him Winnie the Pooh?

The CCP will never recover.

I am not racist him being yellow is just a coincidence, shut up.

Hold on, what if we said that Xi and Putin were totally GAY and loved to SUCK EACH OTHER’S DICKS

Excuse me, I have to go to the emergency room bc I broke my shoulder patting myself on the back so hard

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So you’re telling me I have a chance with Daddy Xi?

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Saying this before china takes it down

edit: thanks for the gold

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My dad dropped the social credit score meme as a fact and i really dont know what i can do to deworm his brain. Hes so old and watches youtube all day. I hate how stupid he is.

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Ask him what his credit score is

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yellow bear-il

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