Fucking thousands of pounds of lava, carefully cooled then machined into hundreds of precise shapes, assembled, then filled with explosions powered by the souls of dead dinosaurs? And I own one? Just to go to the grocery store? WTAF

15 points

Decades of stable growth and enough subsidies to make your head spin, that’s how they can manage it. Economies of scale are a seriously insane phenomenon

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Dead plants from way before dinos, not dinos

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14 points

Pre-fugus trees, liquified into high energy slurry

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24 points

you can get a further 100% discount if you throw the battery in the ocean

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4 points

Completely safe and legal thrill

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dang anti-caritalists are trying to bump the price up

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9 points

Imagine if cars were too expensive for the working class to own

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6 points

How can call themselv “anticaritalist” but own car

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5 points

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6 points

Tbf, you paid for the car, but you still have to pay monthly charges for your seatwarmers to work, and just like online services, advertisements companies they sell your info to pay for most of your car.

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