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You are free to go, I guess...(startrek.website)

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Big Miku@lemm.ee
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If this happens they’ll do the “A person who swears to tell the truth and nothing but the truth says what” ordeal. If that doesn’t work they will just let you leave

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Blastasaurus@lemm.ee
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JUDGES HATE THIS ONE TRICK!

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davi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I wonder how many times it takes for a judge to get tired of sending you too jail for contempt over and over again for refusing to say yes. Lol

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nik282000@lemmy.ml
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I am a sovereign citizen and do not recognize your authority!

  • Rusty Shackleford, probably
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ColorcodedResistor@lemm.ee
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My client has plead Oopsie Daisy, Your Honor. Case Dismissed (drops mic)

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PrettyBlackDress@lemdit.com
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LOL

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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemm.ee
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Trump: “Yes.”

Normal brain World: “Liar!”

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Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de
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Trump: “No”

GOP brain world: “In my experience, no means yes…”

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