Mine love shrimp. But not raw like a peasant, properly cooked ones. Every now and again they catch some and bring them to me so I can chef them up.

Sorry to whichever neighbour is mysteriously loosing them from their pond.

Nice try CIA, not today

cats can have a little pepperoni as a treat

Mine likes being pet or smacked hard like you would a dog.

Mine likes ice cubes. He doesn’t eat them, he just slides them around on the floor until they melt.

I cannot make a sandwich without being screamed at for deli meat.