“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."
lol but honestly I thought it was true before checking the source
26 points
Glad to see The Onion’s still got it lol
13 points
We ate the onion.
8 points
Whoops, my breath smelling like onions today…
5 points
Totally ate the onion on this one, but then it got me thinking of a giant Tom Cruise shooting lasers from his eyes and wrecking DC. Hmmm…