Update, because ofc the police lied: https://twitter.com/TonyPerkinsFMTV/status/1323964825110749186

Update 2: "However, police have now changed that account, telling WUSA9 as of 7:50 a.m. they can no longer confirm who the victims were, or the suspects’ affiliations. "

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Obviously a bullshit headline, but hey, three Proud Boys got stabbed so… :che-smile:

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https://twitter.com/TonyPerkinsFMTV/status/1323964825110749186

BLM reached out to say it isn’t true. Here’s hoping three proud boys got stabbed anyway. I don’t care by who.

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Each other, for not being proud enough

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Actually it’s an initiation ritual where you have to name as many breakfast cereals as possible while the rest of them stab you over and over.

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Beggers can’t be choosers.

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It looks like the PB got the point.

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Look at sharp wit on this guy

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What an incisive comment!

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Now comes the comment in the pun thread that gets downvoted for no reason

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Waiting for this to pop up in the weekly praxis thread

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