It’s probably time for a new one of these.
NE-2 went to Biden so a tie is unlikely unless he loses NV so stop posting about that.
Other admins, please replace this when there is a result. I’m going to bed.
If election day’s got you in an emergency, you can find hotlines here
Main is closed
And it won’t be open again until every single one of your lib VOTES is counted!
The 🇱🇷 2020 🇱🇷 American 🇱🇷 Presidential 🇱🇷 Elections 🇱🇷 are the single most important political event since The Last Fascist was VOTED 🔫 OUT 🔫. We on the admin team see it as our duty to enforce the views of our audience by any parasocial means necessary.
As a nacho-socialist cabal, we see no path to revolution other than by focusing the majority of our leisure time on consuming bougie media. Media that is obsessed with the details of an election we decided our preferences on months ago, if not years ago. Here’s the bottom line: Voting makes you a good person and not voting makes you a bad one. Don’t believe us? Just ask Lenin:
A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell (through the Palchinskys, Chernovs, Tseretelis and Co.), it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it.
We must also note that Engels is most explicit in calling universal suffrage as well an instrument of bourgeois rule. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Universal suffrage, he says, obviously taking account of the long experience of German Social-Democracy, is “the gauge of the maturity of the working class. It cannot and never will be anything more in the present-day state.”
See? We can’t let capital take control of this “very best shell”! Turtles belong to the people! And the way we do that is by voting for posts.
Link to Megathread Part 1 and the rest of ScreamoBMO’s incredible manifesto
But remember comrades ABP, always be posting! All power to all the people! :chavez-salute:
Post links to election night feeds you’ll be watching so I can feature them.
Streams
National Election Results
NPR | New York Times | Politico | USA Today / AP |Five Thirty Eight
Holy shit. If it wasn’t for libertarians, Trump would have a solid lead in Wisconsin and Michigan, which would guarantee a win.
LIBERTARIANS ARE GOING TO COST TRUMP THE ELECTION LOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
From r/conservative
Just remember everyone, we were pretty peeved when Obama beat Romney in 2012. But if Romney had won in 2012, then we wouldn’t have gotten trump, who did way more for us than Romney ever would have. A trump loss here could possibly set us up for someone amazing in 2024.
So excited for President Ted Nugent
My hardcore lib friends are already trying to say Bernie would’ve lost even more because America is now rightwing, and Biden should’ve been more far right. Fucking clown shoes.
Is Biden going to pull this off?! I’M SEEING BRUNCH IN OUR NEAR FUTURE! 😍😍😍😍
