Someone at the CIA has to type in “pisspiggranddad” and “LENIN_LOVER69” into their excel database.

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Imagine a CIA dork copypasting pig poop balls into microsoft word, and printing it out in black and white for US military generals to gaze upon

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Or printing it on a laser printer. “It’s excrement, sir,” the nerd says.

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I read that as laser pointer and immediately thought of those shitty novelty laser pointers where you could change the caps and it would be like a car or an alien spaceship, but instead it was pigpoopballs.

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That reminds me of when military generals were taught what the “Naruto run” was prior to the Area 51 “raids” last year.

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There will come a time when generals know what the naruto run is, not from some report but by seeing it firsthand in middle school

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Please unban

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Brace is so fucking cool, goddamn.

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They didn’t even mention him unionizing anchor steam brewing smh

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yeah reading the whole thing I was like “goddamn why can’t I be as cool as that”

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Fuck

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