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kropotkin is getting picked last. nice glasses nerd

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Lenin was sadly a short king at 165 cm, while mao was almost a chad at 175 cm. Mao also was famously good at swimming, a sport that gives you a good, balanced physique. The pick is Mao by a mile.

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Lenin would be a smaller target and also Lenin lifts so he has the upper body strength to hurl dodgeballs. Lenin is clearly the superior pick but Mao is a solid choice as well based on his swimming routine.

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sadly a short king? :crying face:

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Purely for the purposes of dodgeball of course, Lenin is still cuter.

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Lenin obviously. He’s buff and would absolutely get you out of jail everytime

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Definitely Mao. Lenin was pretty active in his younger days but there’s every chance he’d get a headache or have a stroke halfway through the game.

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Dare to dodge, dare to win.

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