My dad’s running on the treadmill outside of my room right now and he’s just yelling in tongues and it’s annoying and creepy.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT IDIOT”
Lmao. It’s just really weird seeing people in their 50s and 60s speaking gibberish and claiming it’s a divine language that only God and angels can understand. It’s literally just gibberish, it doesn’t make up a coherent language structure.
Every time I hear it I just think it’s a racist imitation of whatever language they think of when they hear the word “Asian”.
That’s a good take, lol. I think the biblical origin of tongues had the apostles break out into speaking in existing languages they didn’t previously know. But when modern speaking in tongues started around 1900, it was just converted to babbling the language of angels or something.
They are jealous of jewish people because they know hebrew which is the language of the OG scriptures (¿right?). So instead of learning it, they made up this shit which is totally childish
Family are southern Baptists. So yeah
Were you ever raised to speak in tongues? I remember being eight or nine at church, and they were baptizing us in the Holy Spirit. The pastor would lay hands on each kid one at a time, yell at them to receive the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the kids would start mumbling. When they got to me, I remember wanting the Holy Spirit really badly, but I wasn’t feeling anything. So when the pastor was yelling harder and scaring me, I just started babbling, “shaka hummuna kashiki babodosio shaka humunga” until he left me alone lol.
Wasn’t raised to do it because it felt weird to me. Not to mention i didn’t like the preacher cause he would make a point to make a big deal about people (me) not sweating, dancing etc up and down the aisle. Its a small family church so its awkward as fuck. Also he was stealing funds from the church which so it made it seem like a show. I kinda believe the bible was talking about actual languages instead of heavenly ones so they could evangelize.
Haha you probably know about being “slain in the spirit” then too. The last time I saw somebody being slain in the spirit, the pastor put his hand on someone’s forehead, yelled for the Holy Spirit to enter their body, and the guy fell back and took out like 6 chairs and cut his elbow open.
Maybe it’s just because I was raised Catholic, but this whole like…display of the Holy Spirit thing seems weird to me. Like it’s more about showing how special and pious you are then everyone else or the people who don’t “feel it”.
A clip someone else linked seemed more like people were just dancing as part of worship which is more understandable, but idk.
If anything I imagine the Holy Spirit would be a calming presence, but idk if any of this has scriptural basis.
It’s times like this I’m glad my parents are lapsed Catholics and that I don’t live with them anymore
Lol I’d be glad too. Living here was my last option because my credit is shit and can’t afford an apartment. Hopefully I’ll be out of here in a few months.
Ugh now I’m remembering the couple of times I invited my friends to church on Wednesday nights. They were probably really freaked out.
I know a guy who’s Pentecostal and he’s convinced he’s going to hell because he hasn’t spoken in tongues like every other dipshit he goes to church with. It’s kind of sad but I don’t really feel bad because he’s homophobic as fuck lol
