um sweetie these are russians pretending to be neo-nazis to make ukraine look bad. They have a jewish president therefore they can’t be infested with nazis.

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Sorry, “RuZZZians” pbu Zelensky.

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Juries only pardon white little pudgy treat boys like Kyle Rittenhouse for shooting unarmed protestors.

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Okay, but it would be trivial to convince a chud jury that Polhaus was a leader of Antifa.

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14 points

As a white pudgy man it’s my time to shine!

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No, you’d be murdered by police long before reaching the courthouse

Roll a d20 to find out who!:

1-4 Local police

5-7 State police/patrolmen

8-9 Federal Marshals

10 The FBI

11-18 Some combination of the above

19-20 Some Kyle Rittenhouse esque vigilante who will be charged with 30 hours community service for murder

I rolled a 6, for what it’s worth

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I rolled a 14 so a combo. 10+4, I guess? A joint venture by the local pigs and feds, I believe that’s called getting Fred Hampton’d

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I got a 7. Sounds about right.

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As someone not far, I legally couldn’t tell you that I would.

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Jurry nullification is a thing and you can absolutely just let someone who killed a bunch of nazis walk free even if the rest of the jury is against you

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That is true, though I think announcing you intend to do so can get legally dicey.

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The most surprising thing here is this being restricted as sensitive content on Musk’s twitter.

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I think Trump increased arms being sent to Ukraine at the time. But, Trump hates losers so I’m pretty sure if he gets back into office he won’t be all in on the Zelensky train. He’ll drop Ukraine purely because he doesn’t want to be seen as picking a loser.

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Maybe he’ll do it as a catty move to piss off all his haters and hail himself as the greatest statesman for world peace since FDR edit: maybe Lincoln? Someone hugely famous

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He’ll probably assassinate Zelensky and install and even mask off Nazi just out of spite

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Biden is supporting Ukraine so Trump might not just to be different. That or he’ll differentiate himself by escalating and we’ll probably all end up getting nuked. 50/50 unless you’re a Posadist in which case it’s a win-win

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They chose “Goyim Defense League” deliberately so people wouldn’t take them seriously, didn’t they? Fuck these idiots.

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It’s a dogwhistle to /pol/ and 4chan who unironically call each other “goy” to mock jewish people.

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A dogwhistle that’s about this volume, really.

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