No minors (WhyEssEff GTFO)
Talk dirty to each other
Practice flirting with anonymous comrades
This thread was a bad idea
If only there was a dedicated community here to put such things…
Looks at camera
i put on my robe and wizard hat
I went from being perpetually horny to semi-unironic volcel in the span of a month. Yeesh.
I’m realizing lately that sex is just never worth the stress and anxiety of trying to not sexually embarrass myself. I could simply not and do other things. 🤷♀️
I just have better stuff I could focus on than going through the process of meeting someone new, getting to know them, constantly wondering if they’re just fetishizing me, yada yada yada. A FWB situation would be cool, but I’m kind of high maintenance, overbearing, and overall not worth the hassle for the lousy lay nor the friendship. 🤷♀️😂
It is ultimately your decision what you want to do but still sometimes what we think can be our worse habits can be endearing to the right people. Whatever you choose to do I hope you find happiness.
this is just the horny megathread at this point, right?
how do penises work? honestly, I’m so confused. you’d think being born with one would help but it doesn’t even a little.
When two people love each other, the nut dwarves, who reside in the balls pump a furnace full of coal, and the hot air makes it erect, providing an escape route for the dwarves when it feels right.
For me it’s rare that motion alone will do it I need dirty talk or a hot scenario running in my head. If I don’t have this then I get bored and disinterested.
Ngl, this covid 30 has made me thicc as fuck but nobody is here to enjoy it 😭
