She’s 83 fucking years old.
The dinosaurs never did go extinct. Birds are literally dinosaurs.
My bird baths are much too small for a velociraptor. Never mind a T. Rex.
There are wild turkeys in a nearby park. Whenever we see them, I tell whoever’s with me, “now imagine a dinosaur walking.”
Most Americans have no idea what this bird looks like but this is my favorite example…
The resemblance is even stronger if you imagine it without a tail.
“Trilobites never went extinct, we still have horseshoe crabs”
“Neanderthals never went extinct, we still have humans”
Horseshoe crabs are not trilobites. Humans are not Neanderthals. Birds are literally avian dinosaurs.
A r/politics thread. I picked the one with the most comments. But now that I think about it - I’m surprised there’s no sticky.
Great to see Nancy shares my vision that it would be hilarious if one of them dies on the house floor. Gotta keep saying this on here until the lathe kicks in. Mitch is getting close, but really it would just be even funnier if it happens twice.
I think the evil force keeping them alive is the same one keeping Kissinger alive, and once Kissinger goes, its grip on this plane of reality will be released and McConnell and Pelosi will instantly turn to a pile of dust on the Congress floors.
multiple people have died on the floor and some where beaten to death by other congressmen on the floor and nothing happened to them; it makes zero difference.
this is untrue. no one has been violently slain during a session of congress, Charles Sumner got his ass beat on the floor but was not killed. in 1954 Puerto Rican nationalists shot a few, but didn’t manage any kills, and i think doesn’t really count since they weren’t members of congress or technically in the room yet
by luck only:
Brooks would later contend that he stopped because he had accomplished his mission, but witnesses say he was eventually pulled off the senator, who by that time was near death.
using pointless details to obfuscate & disseminate the thrust of argument was a western capitalist trick. lol
Mitch’s lower jaw looks like it’s melting off his face. I can’t unsee it every time I have to look at him in a headline.
Seriously why are we voting in ghouls like pelosi. These people are at the edge of average human lifespan and they want reelection?
Who are you actually providing liberty or justice to Nancy? Who?
Really missing the old days when you had the sense to retire in your 70s and just run one of your failkids in the seat.
FFS, the Kennedys and Bushs figured this shit out 40 years ago. What is Nancy’s problem?