That’s it. That’s the actual headline. Nothing I say can make it more absurd than it actually is.

The war-game participants include representatives from investment banks, in addition to current and former executives from pharmaceutical companies and retired four-star US military officers. The committee declined to name the financial executives who will participate.

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So, it looks like they’re trying to scare these folks out of investing in China? The wargame will probably have the same rigor as the Millennium Challenge.

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: “Pweeese invest more in Rwaytheon.”

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“In three years we gonna do a phyrric military loss here but which will ensure we retain our colonies properly chained with full fascism, so you better not have any phisical capital in these parts by that moment”

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I mean these people will invest in oil until the second before it ends the world, so I don’t really see them pulling out voluntarily unless China restricts foreign manufacturing and transactions

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Fuckin gorilla pose

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Mask all the way off

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Please let me play this boardgame, I will do my best to crush the yankees into the dust like the time I won Twilight Struggle on the first turn.

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“I coup Washington”

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notice the amount of white faces in the picture

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