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Depends on if you’re withdrawing or depositing

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Pro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you’re not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it.

Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency “oh Lord” moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.

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Always a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you’re in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.

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Rank for sure. Loud farts are funny. Rank are disturbing.

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Sending: Loud.

Receiving: Smelly.

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I would 100% prefer loud in both scenarios. Why would you want to smell shit?

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Loud farts are funny, rank ones just ruin everybody’s day

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