:agony:
Yeah, there’s no way Marvel’s actually pandering to chuds and terfs, they’re clearly going to be pushing wokeness as part of their brand (corporate wokeness where you’ve already done the market research to know this will improve your bottom line and you’re not really risking anything).
Every American adult has been turned into that kid who did powerpoints on Inuyasha in english class.
-We’re also pleased to present our gay superhero removed and our woman superhero Bitch and our black superher-
-Mrs. Obama get down!
Sweet merciful christ
wow they’ve really got their finger on the pulse wow
Oh yeah, the newest New Warriors right?
Snowflake and Safespace weren’t even the best part of that whole thing
You had the other new characters that we’re just weird stereotypes of the youth.
Like the kid who’s power was being constantly online because his brain is hooked to the internet
Or the teenage goth vampire (but he’s a living vampire like Morbius, so he’s a good guy)
Or my personal favorite, A FUCKING NATIVE MEXICAN GIRL WHO HAS A MAGIC BACKPACK
THEY JUST MADE DORA THE EXPLORER
It’s such a bad fucking attempt they made on this that there’s literally no fucking way to know anything about the comic because nobody wants to actually read it and it’s been delayed like eight months anyway which means it’s liable to just get up and canceled
When Kamala’s Law goes into effect in the highly anticipated one-shot, OUTLAWED, super heroics will be left to the adults and underage heroes will be banned unless they have official government assigned mentors
Congrats, Marvel. You just copied Boku No Hero/My Hero Academia.
A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas."
They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They’re probably streaming this.
“The world is a vampire…and so am I.”
My word. Even by comic book standards, this is some extremely on-the-nose self-parody.
I don’t even know where to start…
The phrase Kamala’s Law felt like it punched me in the face and then the rest of it just didn’t stop
