Like I get that you can only measure health in terms of the holistic being and “healthy” is a very subjective word which reflects organism, environment, and community standards. Completely understand that you need a regimen of self-care practices, cognitive reframing of stressors (spraying the bathroom with blood as I writhe on the ground), and a diet without any gluten or processed foods. I’m antivax because I have an immune system and anti-doctor because they’re Obamacare death panelists eliminating half the population. But say you did alllllllll that and you were vomiting a litre or two of blood which overflows the toilet and scares your dog. What component of wellness am I neglecting and how can I better align my energy (negative, anxious) with the universe? Should I go to a chiropractor?

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Chiropractors can be pretty dangerous. I had a friend who went to one and 5 years later came out as trans. I would stick to good old fashioned homeopathy. Gargle just a bit of broken glass every now and then to build up some tolerance.

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Realigning your back? More like realigning your gender! Don’t go to the chiroevilpracticer!

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20 points

Keep vomiting. Your humors are imbalanced.

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19 points

litre

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That’s about 0.45 bald eagles worth of blood.

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If its somebody else’s blood, lots. If its your blood, none.

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Have a chiro align your chakras and take 3 max force alpha brain pills.

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